Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Are Tall People Less Godly?

That is the question of the ages. It has been asked many times by many intelligent people, but the answer has been evasive. I feel like the time has come for a definite answer to that haunting question. Besides, the tall people need to know. So, I will offer my lowly explanation.

Based on all of the historical evidence we have, it appears that Jesus was around 5'6" to 5'7". It also appears that most of the Roman soldiers and Judas were taller, some over 6'. This in itself, is not proof of God's plan for His chosen people.

The real evidence lies in the position given through the example of Jesus. You see, when we are on our knees, or prostrate (stretched out with face on the ground in adoration or submission), we are at our most Godly height. The more lofty we position ourselves, the less in tune with God we are. When we humble ourselves, God exalts us.

So, how "Godly tall" you are is measured in humble inches. Even a tall person can be Godly short. Even a short person can be unGodly tall.

This leads to the logical question, are "little people" (m_____s) more likely to have their prayers heard? You may think that does not matter, but consider this, the other little people (children) do appear to have a direct line to God.

1 comment:

  1. It must be something to be a Fly on the wall in your Mind! :) I LIKE THIS.